Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious.
Hiya
I have waited forever for this gif set…
My childhood = Monty Python
All hail Dennis, King of the mud-harvesters.
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It doesn’t matter how slow you go, just as long as you don’t stop.
theinevitablezombieapocalypse:
The Zombie Apocalypse:
Keep Calm and Walk Like A Zombie
(Source: illeatyourfuckingfood)
You’re going to fight it, aren’t you?
Doctor Who Series 7: The Rings of Akhaten
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If I could then I would read Texts From Dog every second of my life.
(Source: textfromdog)
“I have lived a long life and I have seen a few things. I walked away from the last great Time War, I marked the passing of the Time Lords, I saw the birth of the universe and I watched as time ran out, moment by moment until nothing remained, no time, no space, just me. I walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a mad man.I watched universes freeze and creations burn,I have seen things you wouldn’t believe, I have lost things you will never understand - and I know things, secrets that must never be told, knowledge that must never be spoken… knowledge that will make parasite gods blaze! So come on then! Take it!”
(Source: theplaceto-be, via doctorwho)